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[punches the time clock, puts on hard hat]

Why, thank you kindly John. It's good to be back!

[grabs jackhammer and plasma cutter]

"Ohhh Ollleeeee...."

How odd. Without a topic to stray from, how can we be offtopickers? This whole forum will probably degenerate into a scrambled mass of squid guano that no one can control! (like it hasn't already?) I suggest that we make a few ground rules, specifically so that we can break them.

For Starters... Olly may not respond to our posts! How the hell did that fart sniffer keep himself from getting banned! If I'm Tweedle Dee, he is without a doubt Tweedle Dumbass.

Second, we should refrain from ever calling someone a fart sniffer.

Does anyone have any other suggestions? Or shall we just ratify these two house rules? I'm sure Ass, Mo, Chief, and/or Dead (anyone who is a nit, really) can offer a suggestion or two.

NO! No... no... no...

No.

Mr. Tender-Arse (clearly beyond the level of nit) cannot have a say on the bylaws...

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