[Que demonic, Georgian chanting.]
Mwa Ha Ha Ha Ha!
They're going to let us out! They're going to call our names! They're going to reunite the seven stones of Akar'kathnkkhavtharn! We are back from the dead... We've been born again...
The Order Of Offtopicker shall be resurrected! The hour of doom approaches and the time for reckoning has come!
Soon, daemonspawned horrors shall reign and choas shall rule in the halls of Gamegrene, and all shall tremble before the might of the great archfiends, known to mere mortals as The Offtopickers!
Titans of silliness and off-the-wall comedy, such as EaterOfTheDead, Captain Assassin, myself and even, dare I say it, the late, great Shark shall return from the cold embrace of the grave to reign once more!
And we shall sing, sing, sing...
[Sings] Lovely Marina, have you seen her? Drinking Ribena, in the cantina, I've never been keener, to show her my weiner, it's never been cleaner, Oh, Lovely Marina, more pretty than... Xena... the warrior princess... with the sword...
Thank you please.