Quotes From The Dinner Table
Anyone who's played an RPG knows that there's plenty of funny stuff that comes out of the mouths of gamers during the course of the night. While they may never make sense to people who weren't there at the time, some of these quotes are just precious. Share yours here.
Here's my first contribution.
DM: There are three artifacts in a glass case.
Thief: What are they?
Paladin: I detect evil.
DM: The first is a crown made from the skull of some beast, and it's covered in blood and strange dark runes. Evil. The second artifact is a scepter shaped like a black widow spider. Evil. The third artifact is a necklace made of human hair, bloody teeth and the bones of a small child.
Thief: Strangely enough, neutral.