Ninja Burger PBP Episode 13 - 8/20/06
Dice roll summary (irrelevant as there are no dice-rolling actions this turn):
It would take quite a lot of fumbling to botch the process of rolling the van forward a bit and getting it started, so we'll spare everyone any sort of Three Stooges-esque buffoonery and simply assume that you manage to do it without anyone dying.
The van, now idling, is pointed more or less in the direction of a ramp which, one presumes, leads up to the surface.
Once you all finish piling inside, the front of the van contains the driver and navigator. The delivery address (199 Valencia) is already punched into the van's navigational computer. To give you some idea of what this looks like, the van's dashboard reminds you of something like this: http://www.canovair.com/Picture%20061.jpg
The back of the van contains the rest of the team, as well as a single white delivery bag, which contains (from the smell) a burger, a chicken sandwich, and two orders of fries. The back of the van is filled with cabinets, cooking tools, condiments and weapons, and it looks something like this: http://www.lynchambulance.com/media/images/mediaGallery/unitInterior.jpg
From the outside, it looks pretty much like this: http://www.nationalautoshopper.com/images-autos-for-sale/2337-1_th.jpg
Except it's not nearly as shiny and clean. It has, in fact, seen better days. You could probably tell from the Odometer but the Odometer has been removed to make room for more numbers on the Speedometer.
There's a beep and a red light flashes on the dash. Dispatch cuts in over your headsets.
"OK Team Turtle, you are cleared to go on ramp 1. Good luck."
For your convenience: http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/maps/google/main
Also, of course, http://maps.google.com/
You are below Chinatown in San Francisco, which will put you more or less at the intersection of Clay and Stockton when you emerge, if you want to look at maps online.