Stories of Stupidity
I mad this thread for people to share their stories of times when they made an embarassing mistake in an RPG, everyone's done it at least once!
So I was DMing these group of players, good gang of dudes, but these were the
type of play who if I said "You see a chest" they would go "is it male or female".
Bit of a pain in the ass there.
So onto the story...
The PCs had just escaped the hold of a pirate ship, unfortunately, the pirates
waiting noticed them.
Just before everyone starts rolling for initiative. The Lawful Good Warforged Samurai being very honourable; asks the leader if he would like to
engage in a private duel to spare his men's lives
I meant to say some thing like "Why should my men have to refrain, we are all equal here!"
But it came out "Hah! I do everything with my men"
Retribution came swift and hard.