User:Bast ResNovae

Bast ResNovae, Ghyll Scholar
Bast ResNovae is a freelance scholar who specializes in media criticism and dabbles elsewhere. She employs stilted phrasing and a severely affected speech pattern in the unfortunate hope that this will make her sound more intelligent than she would in her native dialect, which is best described as "extreme-high profane." Even more unfortunately, she's right.

Bast ResNovae, Ghyll Player
Is a displaced Yankee who works long hours for very little money writing for a small newspaper in the southeastern United States. To vent her frustrations, sometimes she makes stuff up- and then puts in on the internet.