User:Rue

Rue, Ghyll Scholar
Deity of Shameless Self-Promotion, and Pancakes Too; As Written in the Book of Rue: "A fearsomely powerful and beautiful God, and clearly superior to anything else in existence. Rue's clergy consists of the powerful Ego-Chefs and Mysteriously Large-Headed Nuns, clearly the finest church in all the lands, with undoubtedly the grandest of temples. Each of his temples house at its center an enshrined replica of the Primordial Griddle, where one may go and offer 3/4 Cup Prepared Batter as a sacrifice to bind themselves eternally in service of Rue and his glorious glories of beautiful glory that is the Church of Rue."