User:Sbp/MotherMutton

Belle Edwina Button
Mother Mutton was highly sensitive about her name, and entertained no one using the original form due to her having been teased endlessly about it as a schoolgirl. In -31 EC, a well-wisher that visited her house turned out to be one of her classmates, Baron Cule. The events are somewhat important to tell in detail: Cule knocked upon Mother Mutton's door at just gone cockcrow in the evening, and told her his name adding "does it ring a bell, Belle? ha ha ha" whereupon she shot him thrice in the torso. Since Cule was born with an uncommon birth defect where his vital organs were stored packed around his anus, this did little to him in terms of bodily damage (and some say actually improved his appearance), and thus Mother Mutton escaped sentencing, but was never seen in public again.