Quidnunc

A quidnunc is a busybody, not someone who is overworked, but someone who sticks his proboscis or even worse his wang-dang-doodle in where it is not wanted, someone who makes trouble when there is no trouble naturally waiting to be made, someone who meddles in the affairs of Hack and the Jacks, though he is crunchy (aren't we all) and tastes good with carthage, who spreads malicious or even benicious gossip throughout the Andelphracian River Valley or (even worse) the Sivitatuhum Academy for Ladies, who lit cigarettes in boxcars boxcars boxcars is officious, is annoying, is difficult, is unwanted, is ...

''List of notorious quidnuncs removed here. --The Copy Editor''

Citations: Andelphracian River Valley, Carthage, Sivitatuhum Academy for Ladies.

--John Cowan 17:21, 16 Sep 2005 (EDT)