Briorus Jan-Vanderschusen, the inventor, philosopher, and pioneer of Systematic Epistemological Action for the masses, is remembered for his very precise and instructive manual of the proper way to do things. His volume Not That Way You Splakhead, This Way! is required reading in very nearly all schools (with the exception of the AIST which prides itself on its own ways). His best known work (in which he lays out the foundations and symbolism of the betrothal march) is So That Is How It Is Going To Be which is in its 43rd revised edition. He is also the author of several books on subjects as diverse as hermeneutics, landscaping, architecture, animal husbandry and yclepemecisms.
His ancestral burial tableau is truly excessive showing both his love of rigid and controlled behavior and his larger-than-life approach to all things. His tableau is currently in the collection of the Odlucian Library and is occasionally placed on display in the main hallway as it would completely dominate any other exhibit.
--Dr. H. L. Ackroyd 14:11, 26 May 2005 (EDT)