Cartographer's Nerves

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it's shell, or walking and chewing gum at the same time. The phrase originates
 
it's shell, or walking and chewing gum at the same time. The phrase originates
 
from an aside in [[Alarius|Alarius']] <em>A Commentary on the History of History,  
 
from an aside in [[Alarius|Alarius']] <em>A Commentary on the History of History,  
Historio-Physis, and the People of the Bute</em>, in which he describes the effect of the Bute  
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Historio-Physis, and the People of the Bute</em>, in which he describes the effect of  
founders' doctrine on the king as an cruel irony, reciprocal to the "Mapmaker's
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[[Bute_University|the Bute founders']] doctrine on the king as an cruel irony, reciprocal to the "Mapmaker's
 
Trials" the king had presided over the previous year.  
 
Trials" the king had presided over the previous year.  
  
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On here to the Historio-Physics of the problem...
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He went on to develop "Cartographer's Anxiety" as the characteristic state of the
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entire "Primary Subject" period of history; the attempt to deny historio-physis through
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enforced consensus is parallel to the attempt by cartographers to assert positional
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relation before the fact, paradoxical not only in eliminating or subjugating existing
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historio-physical effects relative to the map reader but in that the act of exposure to
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a map in fact suggests to the reader geographical alternatives that then become
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relative realities. Alarius goes on to his famous conclusion that the surest way to
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hide a place is to draw a map to it.
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[[Bethany Mboya]] offers the current classic example of Cartographer's Nerves in the
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Alarian sense, with mapmaker replaced by a hunter, in the classic thought
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experiment of Mboya's Aelfant:
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An [[Aelfants|aelfant]] is captured, and locked in an enourmous, opaque box. Later,
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it's captor is drinking with friends, and mentions his accomplishment. His friends
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are doubtful, and demand proof. How can he prove things to them? Shall he take
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them to open the box in daylight? His companions will be able to see the captive, but
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also exert historical effects on it at the moment the box opens. Shall he take them
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to see the box in the dark? The creature will be immune from the doubting companions
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consensus, but will be invisible to it's audience.  The only solution for our hunter is
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to get his friends good and drunk before going to see the thing, and paint it pink at
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the moment of capture.
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</blockquote>
  
 
Notes on an elaborate dodge to get me out of having to do a map. NOT DONE YET!!
 
Notes on an elaborate dodge to get me out of having to do a map. NOT DONE YET!!

Revision as of 17:08, 19 September 2004

NOT EVEN CLOSE TO DONE!!! (Good time comment on it, though)

The phrase "Cartographer's Nerves" refers to the feeling of being given an impossible task to do, for example, scrambling an egg while it is still inside it's shell, or walking and chewing gum at the same time. The phrase originates from an aside in Alarius' A Commentary on the History of History, Historio-Physis, and the People of the Bute, in which he describes the effect of the Bute founders' doctrine on the king as an cruel irony, reciprocal to the "Mapmaker's Trials" the king had presided over the previous year.

Discovering reality dissolving around him, and the castle literally changing form from day to day, Harandraff finally felt empathy with his mapmakers.

He went on to develop "Cartographer's Anxiety" as the characteristic state of the entire "Primary Subject" period of history; the attempt to deny historio-physis through enforced consensus is parallel to the attempt by cartographers to assert positional relation before the fact, paradoxical not only in eliminating or subjugating existing historio-physical effects relative to the map reader but in that the act of exposure to a map in fact suggests to the reader geographical alternatives that then become relative realities. Alarius goes on to his famous conclusion that the surest way to hide a place is to draw a map to it.

Bethany Mboya offers the current classic example of Cartographer's Nerves in the Alarian sense, with mapmaker replaced by a hunter, in the classic thought experiment of Mboya's Aelfant:

An aelfant is captured, and locked in an enourmous, opaque box. Later, it's captor is drinking with friends, and mentions his accomplishment. His friends are doubtful, and demand proof. How can he prove things to them? Shall he take them to open the box in daylight? His companions will be able to see the captive, but also exert historical effects on it at the moment the box opens. Shall he take them to see the box in the dark? The creature will be immune from the doubting companions consensus, but will be invisible to it's audience. The only solution for our hunter is to get his friends good and drunk before going to see the thing, and paint it pink at the moment of capture.

Notes on an elaborate dodge to get me out of having to do a map. NOT DONE YET!!

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Clocktowers....

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