Laxicon - Revision history

DrAckroyd: orphaned yclepement

2005-05-26T18:06:01Z

orphaned yclepement

Jcowan: Pluralizing all categories and refactoring some.

2005-01-30T17:56:25Z

Pluralizing all categories and refactoring some.

Jcowan: Jcowan boldly bolds the first appearance of every article name in the corresponding article.

2005-01-29T04:31:34Z

Jcowan boldly bolds the first appearance of every article name in the corresponding article.

Jcowan: Boldly removed "raking" link; copy editing

2005-01-24T23:11:23Z

Boldly removed "raking" link; copy editing

Morbus Iff: Copyediting, adding category, yadda yadda yadda.

2004-12-15T04:43:16Z

Copyediting, adding category, yadda yadda yadda.

Sbp: Can't believe it's taken this many attempts to spell "Iganefta" correctly.

2004-12-15T01:08:50Z

Can't believe it's taken this many attempts to spell "Iganefta" correctly.

Sbp: Faster than a Rater Goldfish == Like a mofo.

2004-12-15T01:08:18Z

Faster than a Rater Goldfish == Like a mofo.

Sbp: Not the Vale of Oddbag! Nice place, actually.

2004-12-15T01:04:26Z

Not the Vale of Oddbag! Nice place, actually.

Sbp: Sp[aeiou]got.

2004-12-15T00:59:29Z

Sp[aeiou]got.

Sbp: Spiggot.

2004-12-02T17:14:32Z

Spiggot.

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−	The Ghyll Lexicon that this article is a part of was preceded by, and is in part based on, a series of rag-a-bob publications known as '''Laxicons'''. The yclepement "Laxicons" is a deliberate pun on both the laxness in the academic integrity of the publications, and the fact that many of them were actively sponsored, and extraordinarily biased, by Ghyll's three largest laxative companies, which went into disrepute and bankruptcy around -15 [[EC]].	+	The Ghyll Lexicon that this article is a part of was preceded by, and is in part based on, a series of rag-a-bob publications known as '''Laxicons'''. The [[Yclepement\|yclepement]] "Laxicons" is a deliberate pun on both the laxness in the academic integrity of the publications, and the fact that many of them were actively sponsored, and extraordinarily biased, by Ghyll's three largest laxative companies, which went into disrepute and bankruptcy around -15 [[EC]].

	The five most important laxicons, known for historical reasons as the Quindred Couplet, were issued sporadically between -35 and -22 [[EC]]. They were all produced in the city of [[Iganefta]].		The five most important laxicons, known for historical reasons as the Quindred Couplet, were issued sporadically between -35 and -22 [[EC]]. They were all produced in the city of [[Iganefta]].

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← Older revision		Revision as of 04:31, 29 January 2005
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−	The Ghyll Lexicon that this article is a part of was preceded by, and is in part based on, a series of rag-a-bob publications known as Laxicons. The yclepement "Laxicons" is a deliberate pun on both the laxness in the academic integrity of the publications, and the fact that many of them were actively sponsored, and extraordinarily biased, by Ghyll's three largest laxative companies, which went into disrepute and bankruptcy around -15 [[EC]].	+	The Ghyll Lexicon that this article is a part of was preceded by, and is in part based on, a series of rag-a-bob publications known as '''Laxicons'''. The yclepement "Laxicons" is a deliberate pun on both the laxness in the academic integrity of the publications, and the fact that many of them were actively sponsored, and extraordinarily biased, by Ghyll's three largest laxative companies, which went into disrepute and bankruptcy around -15 [[EC]].

	The five most important laxicons, known for historical reasons as the Quindred Couplet, were issued sporadically between -35 and -22 [[EC]]. They were all produced in the city of [[Iganefta]].		The five most important laxicons, known for historical reasons as the Quindred Couplet, were issued sporadically between -35 and -22 [[EC]]. They were all produced in the city of [[Iganefta]].

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-The Ghyll Lexicon that this article is a part of was preceded by, and is in part based on, a series of rag-a-bob publications known as Laxicons. The yclepement "Laxicons" is a deliberate pun on both the laxness in the academic integrity of the publications, and the fact that many of them were actively sponsored, and extraordinarily biased, by Ghyll's three largest laxitive companies, which went into disrepute and bankruptcy around -15 [[EC]].
+The Ghyll Lexicon that this article is a part of was preceded by, and is in part based on, a series of rag-a-bob publications known as Laxicons. The yclepement "Laxicons" is a deliberate pun on both the laxness in the academic integrity of the publications, and the fact that many of them were actively sponsored, and extraordinarily biased, by Ghyll's three largest laxative companies, which went into disrepute and bankruptcy around -15 [[EC]].
 The five most important laxicons, known for historical reasons as the Quindred Couplet, were issued sporadically between -35 and -22 [[EC]]. They were all produced in the city of [[Iganefta]].
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 # Spogot
-This bizarrely controversial ordering almost started a civil riot, but thankfully it was quelled by a mysterious monk from the Vale of Oddbag. It is said that the monk later went to work in the [[Odlucian Library]], but I don't know about that since he was also [[Raking]] in [[Quezlarian Ooo]] faster than a [[Rater Goldfish]].
+This bizarrely controversial ordering almost started a civil riot, but thankfully it was quelled by a mysterious monk from the Vale of Oddbag. It is said that the monk later went to work in the [[Odlucian Library]], but I don't know about that since he was also raking in [[Quezlarian Ooo]] faster than a [[Rater Goldfish]].
 '''Citations''': [[Iganefta]], [[Odlucian Library]], [[Quezlarian Ooo]].

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 The Ghyll Lexicon that this article is a part of was preceded by, and is in part based on, a series of rag-a-bob publications known as Laxicons. The yclepement "Laxicons" is a deliberate pun on both the laxness in the academic integrity of the publications, and the fact that many of them were actively sponsored, and extraordinarily biased, by Ghyll's three largest laxitive companies, which went into disrepute and bankruptcy around -15 [[EC]].
-The five most important laxicons, known for historical reasons at the Quindred Couplet, were issued sporadically between -35 and -22 [[EC]]. They were all produced in the city of [[Iganefta]].
+The five most important laxicons, known for historical reasons as the Quindred Couplet, were issued sporadically between -35 and -22 [[EC]]. They were all produced in the city of [[Iganefta]].
 Papiolatrinearchaeologists (historians and analysts of toilet paper) have ascertained that the decade of -20 would've been known as the era of a Great Toilet Paper Shortage were it not for the laxicons. The enchanting theory behind the whole development is that as the thirst for knowledge grew amongst the public, so did their exposure to the laxicons' advertisements and hence their intake of laxatives; since toilet paper was in great demand at the time for other obvious reasons, the laxicons themselves had to be used to dispose of the mess, more laxicons bought to fill their places, and so the cycle maintained itself in a positive feedback loop.
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 --[[User:Sbp|Sean B. Palmer]] 12:03, 2 Dec 2004 (EST)

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-== Spigot ==
 The Ghyll Lexicon that this article is a part of was preceded by, and is in part based on, a series of rag-a-bob publications known as Laxicons. The yclepement "Laxicons" is a deliberate pun on both the laxness in the academic integrity of the publications, and the fact that many of them were actively sponsored, and extraordinarily biased, by Ghyll's three largest laxitive companies, which went into disrepute and bankruptcy around -15 [[EC]].
-The five most important laxicons, known for historical reasons at the Quindred Couplet, were issued sporadically between -35 and -22 [[EC]]. They were all produced in the city of [[Iganeftan Spiggot]].
+The five most important laxicons, known for historical reasons at the Quindred Couplet, were issued sporadically between -35 and -22 [[EC]]. They were all produced in the city of [[Iganefta]].
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-== Spagot ==
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-o/~
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-== Spegot ==
 Papiolatrinearchaeologists (historians and analysts of toilet paper) have ascertained that the decade of -20 would've been known as the era of a Great Toilet Paper Shortage were it not for the laxicons. The enchanting theory behind the whole development is that as the thirst for knowledge grew amongst the public, so did their exposure to the laxicons' advertisements and hence their intake of laxatives; since toilet paper was in great demand at the time for other obvious reasons, the laxicons themselves had to be used to dispose of the mess, more laxicons bought to fill their places, and so the cycle maintained itself in a positive feedback loop.
-== Spugot ==
+One of the few editions to have survived being brought to the ass is that outlining the great Spigot Controversy. Its contenture was as follows:
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-I'm running out of vowels. May I have another?
-== Spogot ==
+# Spigot
-o/~
+This bizarrely controversial ordering almost started a civil riot, but thankfully it was quelled by a mysterious monk from the Vale of Oddbag. It is said that the monk later went to work in the [[Odlucian Library]], but I don't know about that.
-'''Citations''': [[Ignaeftan Spigot]], [[Odlucian Spigot]], [[Some Other Spigot]].
+'''Citations''': [[Ignaefta]], [[Odlucian Library]], [[Some Other Spigot]].
 --[[User:Sbp|Sean B. Palmer]] 12:03, 2 Dec 2004 (EST)

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 It would be as well to mention, in the making of a great anthologious compendia, ...
-* Spuzzlecrad.
+'''Citations''': [[Ignaeftan Spiggot]], [[Odlucian Spiggot]], [[Some Other Spiggot]].
-* An elf what is ponk.
-* Lacranisticicities.
-* Bango the jumbler's son and daughter's pet bog.
-* Ompyplamblebemble.
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-Just What The Lexcicone's sources my foot.
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-The o/~ LEEEeeEEEeeeeEEEEeeEeeEeeeeeeeeeeeXxxicon!'s *SOURCES*
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-ESSSSSSSSSSSSS!
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-def myFrog(perl):
-   eat(perl)
-   do(hickey)
-   while (1) {
-  o/~ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ o/~
-} # @@ This isn't even a programmculp
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-culp!
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-The laxicons. There was more than one laxicon. They were called laxicons for two reasons. That is to say: this: that laxicon, the word, is a pun. For the people who created them were lax in their dispositionalities, and hence created lexicons which were, as may be quite easily guessed, lax. Also, they were funded in part by the laxitive companies. Many of the laxicons focussed on food produce that would create constipative effects, such that it may goad the readers into eating said produce and that, in time, they may come to have to procure for themselves a laxitive. Who would they turn to? Why, the company that does the most advertising of course! The laxicons' sponsors. Oh yes.
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 '''Citations''': Ignaeftan Spiggot, Odlucian Spiggot, Some Other Spiggot.
 --[[User:Sbp|Sean B. Palmer]] 12:03, 2 Dec 2004 (EST)