Third Avazian War

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The Third Avazian War was the third and final war of the Avazian metalworking civilization from a brazillion years ago... or, at least, that's what the cave drawings say (and who would doubt the cave drawings, eh? EH!?) Said drawings are, of course, the last remnants of the Avs after Their Box hit the Great Off-switch in the Sky. Or so the cave drawings say. Draw. Illustrate. Right, illustrate.

Nowadays, geological evidence suggests that the Shallow Gulf of the Dagger Seas was home to the ancient city of Avaz Minor, which itself was destroyed in the carpet bombing salvo that launched the War. Not much more is known past shady "interpretations" of symbols from millennia ago, though if the transformational theory wonks are allowed to chime in, we are the Avazians.

Citations: Avazian Box, Blind taste test, Transformational theory.

--Morbus Iff 14:33, 7 October 2005 (EDT)

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