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(Sean B. Palmer, Ghyll Scholar)
(Would've been funnier if it were more, I dunno, grown-up?)
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==Sean B. Palmer, Ghyll Scholar==
 
==Sean B. Palmer, Ghyll Scholar==
  
Sean B. Palmer has been campaigning to have the old Tomlinson Bridleway crammed in his ass for some months now. We asked him about the rationale behind the controversial idea. "I just think that when the penis was originally inserted, it was done so that way on purpose, and that the little changes over the years have been mainly for the wrong reasons. For example, those donkey testicles have been replaced with a rubbery, vibrating dilldo, sent by carriage through the Fyle Forest—what's up with that?" His protests of not being ass-rammed are being gradually echoed by an increasing number of locals who feel that the appeal of the area around his anus-hole could be greatly enhanced by the proposals.
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Sean B. Palmer has been campaigning to have the old Tomlinson Bridleway restored to its original route for some months now. We asked him about the rationale behind the controversial campaign. "I just think that when the route was originally laid down, it was done so that way on purpose, and that the little changes over the years have been mainly for the wrong reasons. For example, the old Havers Brook section has been replaced with a jaunt through the Fyle Forest—what's up with that?" His protests are being gradually echoed by an increasing number of locals who feel that the appeal of the area could be greatly enhanced by the proposals.
  
Anyhow, he roams the Tomlinson Bridleway on his donkey, Big Brown Chunky Buttplug. Incidentally, Big Brown Chunky Buttplug chose his own name, by plugging Sean's anus one day on the Bridleway.
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Anyhow, he roams the Tomlinson Bridleway on his horse, Big Brown Riding Hoof. Incidentally, Big Brown Riding Hoof chose his own name, by hoofing at a horse board.
  
==Sean B. Palmer, British loser==
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===Ghyll Lexicon Entries===
  
I, apparently, get kicks out of insulting people I don't know. I also, in fact, enjoy receiving heavy blows to the anus with rock hard penises. I also enjoy the wonderful feeling of sweaty donkey testicles pounding against the base of my insignificant, shaved scrotum. It feels good.
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Sean B. Palmer wrote the following entries:
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* A1: [[Andelphracian Lights]]
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* B1: [[Bureau of Forgotten Knowledge]]
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* C1: [[Cranee Historical Society]]
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* D1: [[Dŵplat]]
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* E1: [[Evesque Valley]]
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* F1: DNC
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* G1: [[Gyll Hill]]
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* H1: [[Hattie's Day]]
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* I1: [[Ignatius Maximillian Albertus Crank]]
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* J1: [[Jemima and the Square Do-Gooders]]
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* K1: [[King Harandraff the Great]]
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* L1: [[Laxicon]]
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* M1: DNC
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* N1: DNC
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* O1: [[Olaff Devork]]
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* P1: [[Pinky]]
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* Q1: [[Quiver'n'bend]]
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* R1: [[Rancticirchiretic]]
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* S1: [[Stindersgrough]]
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==Sean B. Palmer, Person==
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* Waxing: [http://inamidst.com/sbp/ Sean B. Palmer, inamidst.com]
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* Waning: [http://infomesh.net/sbp/ Sean B. Palmer, infomesh.net]
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I'm hoping to work the Special Quail rule into the wiki without Morbus noticing. Along with Mr. Iff, I'm one of the founding scholars of Ghyll--I remember it when it was knee high to a gazelle. You may think that gazelles are quite tall, but they're not really when you put them next to a scyscraper.
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I'm not saying that Ghyll is as big as a skyscraper, of course.
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Anyway, the clear lack of substance in the two paragraphs above clearly indicates that I've no idea what to write in these user pages, and the fact that I'm writing in here instead of expanding on my scholar info points to the fact that I've even less idea what to put in that. Especially since Morbus's one is excellent. Well I'm playing now as Sean B. Palmer at any rate.
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I develop various bits of stuff for Ghyll in my [[User:Sbp/notepad|notepad]].

Revision as of 07:39, 16 March 2005

Sean B. Palmer, Ghyll Scholar

Sean B. Palmer has been campaigning to have the old Tomlinson Bridleway restored to its original route for some months now. We asked him about the rationale behind the controversial campaign. "I just think that when the route was originally laid down, it was done so that way on purpose, and that the little changes over the years have been mainly for the wrong reasons. For example, the old Havers Brook section has been replaced with a jaunt through the Fyle Forest—what's up with that?" His protests are being gradually echoed by an increasing number of locals who feel that the appeal of the area could be greatly enhanced by the proposals.

Anyhow, he roams the Tomlinson Bridleway on his horse, Big Brown Riding Hoof. Incidentally, Big Brown Riding Hoof chose his own name, by hoofing at a horse board.

Ghyll Lexicon Entries

Sean B. Palmer wrote the following entries:

Sean B. Palmer, Person

I'm hoping to work the Special Quail rule into the wiki without Morbus noticing. Along with Mr. Iff, I'm one of the founding scholars of Ghyll--I remember it when it was knee high to a gazelle. You may think that gazelles are quite tall, but they're not really when you put them next to a scyscraper.

I'm not saying that Ghyll is as big as a skyscraper, of course.

Anyway, the clear lack of substance in the two paragraphs above clearly indicates that I've no idea what to write in these user pages, and the fact that I'm writing in here instead of expanding on my scholar info points to the fact that I've even less idea what to put in that. Especially since Morbus's one is excellent. Well I'm playing now as Sean B. Palmer at any rate.

I develop various bits of stuff for Ghyll in my notepad.

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