Zenithorian - Revision history

Morbus Iff: I FORGOT THE PERIOD. ROFFLE.

2005-11-21T15:23:01Z

I FORGOT THE PERIOD. ROFFLE.

Morbus Iff: Copyediting. Watery eyes.

2005-11-21T15:20:27Z

Copyediting. Watery eyes.

Dfaran L'Eniarc: Grades = Grading system

2005-11-19T01:32:39Z

Grades = Grading system

Dfaran L'Eniarc: Just remembered the preview button...

2005-11-19T01:28:19Z

Just remembered the preview button...

Dfaran L'Eniarc: I think it looks nicer this way.

2005-11-19T01:27:44Z

I think it looks nicer this way.

Dfaran L'Eniarc: Hopefully this works

2005-11-19T01:27:17Z

Hopefully this works

Dfaran L'Eniarc: Is this an improvement?

2005-11-19T01:26:40Z

Is this an improvement?

Dfaran L'Eniarc: This entry turned out much better than I thought it would when I dibbed.

2005-11-19T01:24:05Z

This entry turned out much better than I thought it would when I dibbed.

Dfaran L'Eniarc at 23:14, 17 November 2005

2005-11-17T23:14:24Z

Dfaran L'Eniarc: Bah, no idea what I'm going to write for this.

2005-11-17T04:49:51Z

Bah, no idea what I'm going to write for this.

New page

Fine, I'll dib it. Sheesh. --[[User:Dfaran L'Eniarc|Dfaran L'Eniarc]] 23:49, 16 November 2005 (EST)

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 Many famous people have graduated as Zenithorians. For instance, one of the few things known about [[Jarvik Jarvik]] is that he claimed such an honor. Also, according to my collegue [[User:Brother Arfrus|Brother Arfrus]], every single member of the [[Bleague of Extraordinary Windbags]] graduated Zenithorian in at least one subject.
-'''Citations''': [[Curriculum]], [[Grading system]], [[Veri'psofie]]
+'''Citations''': [[Curriculum]], [[Grading system]], [[Veri'psofie]].
 --[[User:Dfaran L'Eniarc|Dfaran L'Eniarc]] 20:24, 18 November 2005 (EST)
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-The official letter recieved by a student who has become '''Zenithorian''' at [[Bute University]] reads as follows:
+The official letter received by a student who has become '''Zenithorian''' at [[Bute University]] reads as follows:
-<tt><br>
+<blockquote><tt>
-Dear [Student],<br>
+<p>Dear [Student],</p>
-<br>
-Congratulations! Your outstanding [[Grading system|grades]]/stunning display of character/large monetary donation to the staff has awarded you the position of this year's ZENITHORIAN in the subject of [e.g. Rithmatic]! This is a great honor that has been bestowed upon you, and a great responsibility as well. In this, the FINAL SECTOR of your year at [[Bute University]], YOU are in charge of the [[curriculum]]! YOU have been deemed wise/intelligent/good looking enough to determine what you and your classmates will be studying! YOU are in charge! The only rule is, you must follow the [[Veri'psofie]] philosophy. Other than that, ANYTHING ELSE GOES! Once again, congratulations! Your greatest months lie ahead of you.<br>
-<br>
--The Faculty<br>
-[signed here by the headmaster]<br>
-<br>
-</tt>
-Zenithorian is a distinction awarded in [[Veri'psofie|Visiveripian]] subjects. It has a counterpart in [[Veri'psofie|Ostroveripism]], which is called "Apogean". Most universities have some form of Zenithorian or another, with a couple notable exceptions - the University of Havernot instead awards its students "Pinata Colade", which applies to both [[Veri'psofie|Visiveripism]] and[[Veri'psofie|Ostroveripism]], and Unsightly Academy near Odlucia, which doesn't believe in any form of compliment to its students.
+<p>Congratulations! Your outstanding [[grading system|grades]]/stunning display of character/large monetary donation to the staff has awarded you the position of this year's ZENITHORIAN in the subject of [e.g. Rithmatic]! This is a great honor that has been bestowed upon you, and a great responsibility as well. In this, the FINAL SECTOR of your year at [[Bute University]], YOU are in charge of the [[curriculum]]! YOU have been deemed wise/intelligent/good looking enough to determine what you and your classmates will be studying! YOU are in charge! The only rule is, you must follow the [[Veri'psofie]] philosophy. Other than that, ANYTHING ELSE GOES! Once again, congratulations! Your greatest months lie ahead of you.</p>
-The tradition dates back from as early as [[Aminfarances]], whose best students were awarded the Zenith Spot at the top of the staggered seating rows in his lecture halls. We can determine this from the Secondary A Source, the students who were taught by [[Aminfarances]] directly. The Secondary A Source is therefore rather controversial as a valid source of reliable information because contacting the long-dead can have unpredictable results. On top of that, [[Aminfarances]] operated in the dark years before the reign of [[King Harandraff the Great|King Harandraff]] (as opposed to the dark years DURING his reign) and therefore the only people who were willing to become his/her students were fools and madmen, with perhaps  a couple of exceptions. Being a student of [[Aminfarances]] was a risky and secretive business, and so those known as the ''First'' did not make their status publicly known. The only person that we know for sure made themself into a Secondary A Source was Qib of Nifhar, a notorious liar in his day. Nevertheless, Qib's word is the best explaination we've got for the origin of this practice.
+<p>-The Faculty<br>[signed here by the headmaster]</p>
 Many famous people have graduated as Zenithorians. For instance, one of the few things known about [[Jarvik Jarvik]] is that he claimed such an honor. Also, according to my collegue [[User:Brother Arfrus|Brother Arfrus]], every single member of the [[Bleague of Extraordinary Windbags]] graduated Zenithorian in at least one subject.
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 --[[User:Dfaran L'Eniarc|Dfaran L'Eniarc]] 20:24, 18 November 2005 (EST)

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 Dear [Student],<br>
 <br>
-Congratulations! Your outstanding [[grades]]/stunning display of character/large monetary donation to the staff has awarded you the position of this year's ZENITHORIAN in the subject of [e.g. Rithmatic]! This is a great honor that has been bestowed upon you, and a great responsibility as well. In this, the FINAL SECTOR of your year at [[Bute University]], YOU are in charge of the [[curriculum]]! YOU have been deemed wise/intelligent/good looking enough to determine what you and your classmates will be studying! YOU are in charge! The only rule is, you must follow the [[Veri'psofie]] philosophy. Other than that, ANYTHING ELSE GOES! Once again, congratulations! Your greatest months lie ahead of you.<br>
+Congratulations! Your outstanding [[Grading system|grades]]/stunning display of character/large monetary donation to the staff has awarded you the position of this year's ZENITHORIAN in the subject of [e.g. Rithmatic]! This is a great honor that has been bestowed upon you, and a great responsibility as well. In this, the FINAL SECTOR of your year at [[Bute University]], YOU are in charge of the [[curriculum]]! YOU have been deemed wise/intelligent/good looking enough to determine what you and your classmates will be studying! YOU are in charge! The only rule is, you must follow the [[Veri'psofie]] philosophy. Other than that, ANYTHING ELSE GOES! Once again, congratulations! Your greatest months lie ahead of you.<br>
 <br>
 -The Faculty<br>
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 Many famous people have graduated as Zenithorians. For instance, one of the few things known about [[Jarvik Jarvik]] is that he claimed such an honor. Also, according to my collegue [[User:Brother Arfrus|Brother Arfrus]], every single member of the [[Bleague of Extraordinary Windbags]] graduated Zenithorian in at least one subject.
-'''Citations''': [[Curriculum]], [[Grades]], [[Veri'psofie]]
+'''Citations''': [[Curriculum]], [[Grading system]], [[Veri'psofie]]
 --[[User:Dfaran L'Eniarc|Dfaran L'Eniarc]] 20:24, 18 November 2005 (EST)

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 -The Faculty<br>
 [signed here by the headmaster]<br>
 </tt>

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 The official letter recieved by a student who has become '''Zenithorian''' at [[Bute University]] reads as follows:
 <tt><br>
 Dear [Student],<br>
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 <br>
 -The Faculty<br>
-[signed here by the headmaster]
+[signed here by the headmaster]<br>
 </tt>
 Zenithorian is a distinction awarded in [[Veri'psofie|Visiveripian]] subjects. It has a counterpart in [[Veri'psofie|Ostroveripism]], which is called "Apogean". Most universities have some form of Zenithorian or another, with a couple notable exceptions - the University of Havernot instead awards its students "Pinata Colade", which applies to both [[Veri'psofie|Visiveripism]] and[[Veri'psofie|Ostroveripism]], and Unsightly Academy near Odlucia, which doesn't believe in any form of compliment to its students.

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		+	The official letter recieved by a student who has become '''Zenithorian'' at [[Bute University]] reads as follows:
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		+	Dear [Student],
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		+	Concratulations! Your
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		+	Notes:
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		+	[[Jarvik Jarvik]]...studied at one of Ghyll's most reputable universities, specializing in the study of undisclosable discipline. After graduating (well, all right, I suppose you may disclose this) as zenithorian, he began a poorly documented, but by all reports highly successful career in the Bureau of Forgotten Knowledge.
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		+	[[Uninformed, the]] Why does a zenithorian get to tell his classmates what they can or can't study?