Fine, I'll dib it. Sheesh. --Dfaran L'Eniarc 23:49, 16 November 2005 (EST)
The official letter recieved by a student who has become 'Zenithorian at Bute University reads as follows:
Jarvik Jarvik...studied at one of Ghyll's most reputable universities, specializing in the study of undisclosable discipline. After graduating (well, all right, I suppose you may disclose this) as zenithorian, he began a poorly documented, but by all reports highly successful career in the Bureau of Forgotten Knowledge.
Uninformed, the Why does a zenithorian get to tell his classmates what they can or can't study?