# Talk:Mute Chukarandos

I'm confused by the measurements in this entry. They can grow up to a unanit in length, fine. If you take the Earth conversion (based on comments in Talk:Chesix System Of Measures, then 20 nanits of mouth-opening length is roughly 6.5 feet, compared to the Mutes largest body length of 10.5 feet. I'm having conceptual problems envisioning this (the closest I can come up with is a python chomping down on a deer, but even that would be a mouth of 3 feet tops). Or, I am just trying to apply too much Earth knowledge to this? Is there a visual equivalent (either realisitically or fantastically)? --Morbus Iff 12:08, 9 Jan 2005 (EST)

Think of an Aligator head on a tiger's body with three legs (two front and 1 back) without a tail. I was trying to figure out how wide a mouth like that could open and figured that it could get it's mouth completely around a large aelfant's leg. The measurment conversions still get me. If you think it is too big then I'll scale it down some. --Dr. H. L. Ackroyd 16:06, 9 Jan 2005 (EST)

The following exchange was integral to this Encyclopedia Entry.

23:56, 14 Dec 2004 (EST) Dr. H. L. Ackroyd:

Dibbbers!

00:06, 15 Dec 2004 (EST) Morbus Iff:

You dibbed four minutes early! You must be penalized. Your penalty, which is randomly
made up each turn based on whatever drunken concept of "integration" I can think of in
two minutes: choose one scholar, besides yourself, who played last turn. That scholar
will write one sentence for you, and you must use that sentence in your entry,
somewhere. Cop-outs ("and the mystic and mysterious message of EGGPLANT was scrawled
on his foot") are frowned upon. Fun!

10:41, 15 Dec 2004 (EST) [User:DrAckroyd|Dr. H. L. Ackroyd]]:

Darn! I didn't look to see the timestamp of the sig, I just glanced at my clock (which
was obviously a few minutes early) then headed to straight to bed.  I'll nominate Dr.
Crank as my "punisher" for this round.  And thanks a whole lot. I mean it.  really.

23:06, 15 Dec 2004 (EST) Doctor Phineas Crank:

Indeed, having a Mute Chukarandos chewing on your ankle is rather worse than getting
divorced and finding out that your future ex-wife had genital warts after all, but only
just barely. Punishment contribution from Doctor Phineas Crank

10:30, 16 Dec 2004 (EST) Dr. H. L. Ackroyd:

Nothing like taking it easy on a fellow is there? Thanks, Doc. Glad to hear the warts
are clearing up.

13:26, 16 Dec 2004 (EST) Doctor Phineas Crank:

Well, it was supposed to be a punishment, after all.  The sentence, that is.  The warts
are just the gift that keeps on giving!

19:08, 16 Dec 2004 (EST) Dr. H. L. Ackroyd:

I'm curious, having been sentenced, do I now get an appeal?

16:02, 17 Dec 2004 (EST) John Cowan:

Of course you do.  Your appeal is denied.