You go north. There is an elf standing here.


Smash elf with +6 magic vorpal greatsword. Loot corpse. Rinse. Repeat.

Search elf for secret passages. If she'll let me, of course.

Secret passages...LOL! That was TOO funny!

I ask the elf for a smoke and then burn him with it. I hate elves. LOL.

Bust out Rombauer's Joy of Cooking and consider tasty Elf based recipes.

I attack the gazebo!

Pretty much "I nod hello and keep going about my business"

I am sure I am heading north for a good reason.