2015-10: If existing users have had trouble logging in or posting, this should now be fixed. Sorry! --Morbus.
Smash elf with +6 magic vorpal greatsword. Loot corpse. Rinse. Repeat.
Search elf for secret passages. If she'll let me, of course.
Secret passages...LOL! That was TOO funny!
I ask the elf for a smoke and then burn him with it. I hate elves. LOL.
Bust out Rombauer's Joy of Cooking and consider tasty Elf based recipes.
I attack the gazebo!
Pretty much "I nod hello and keep going about my business"
I am sure I am heading north for a good reason.