Four score and seven

 
Bazooka
19% (6 votes)
Green
10% (3 votes)
Puppy
42% (13 votes)
Ephemeral
19% (6 votes)
Other
10% (3 votes)
Total votes: 31

So... Just wondering, why?

Did aeon just get bored one day and enter a poll question and answers based off the the "random article" feature on Wikipedia, or is there some underlying reason to this that I'm just not grasping?

Either way, it's funny.

sorry, it's not clear OR funny. But I'll go with Bazooka anyway.

It is funny, have you ever said bazooka ninja turtle style?

Anyway I'd definately have to say puppy. Thog likes puppies.